Thursday, June 07, 2007

1966 vs 2006

Ahhh, the good old days... although I have to admit that when I first saw the title, I thought it was a comparison of GTO models and I was all set to spit fire at whatever idiot thought there was ANY way whatsoever to compare the 2006 to the 1966 model. Anywho...

It's amazing (and sad) at how much things have changed in only 40 years...


Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack

1966 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.


Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1966 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charges them with assault & both are expelled even though Johnny started it.


Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1966 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by principal. Sits still in class.

2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.


Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

1966 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy sent to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.


Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.

1966 - Mark shares headache medicine with principal, because he also has a headache.

2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1966 : Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2006 : Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1966 - Ants die.

2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1966 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.


Is something wrong here???? Hello America!!?! Wake up!


Suldog said...

Oh, my God, it's so freakin' true. Sad, sad, sad. I'm so glad I grew up when I did. The only question, of course, is how did I survive?

endangered coffee said...

True story - Junior class trip to Washington D.C. - our class tours the FBI buidling. My best friend always carries a jackknife, which sets off metal detector at the FBI. Agent takes it, tells my friend he can have it back at the end of the tour, no big deal.

That happens today, my best friend would still be sitting in Guantanamo, getting waterboarded, and awaiting charges.

David Sullivan said...

I am going to give my kids a good whack when they need it. I also kiss themm and love them up in public without fear of people thinking I am a pedophile.