Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Lessons Learned While Traveling, Part 1


No matter how tired and medicated you are, DO NOT write "chicken" on the documents they give you on the plane when you're returning to the States from Mexico... even if what you are talking about is a small clay statue of a chicken. Those border people have NO sense of humor about livestock.

3 comments:

Island Rider said...

Oh, boy. Sounds like the beginning of a great story.

Robert V. Sobczak said...

Advice well taken. And never put down slugs or snails if you are visiting from Europe.

Suldog said...

Customs officials are the world's worst drones. Never, ever, try to joke with them. They have no sense of humor whatsoever. It's utterly amazing.